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Jokes – Exam

Exam Hall meiN 3 hours guzaarnay ka tareeqa

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Jokes – Waiter

Customer: jab tum la rahay thay tou meiN ney daikh lya tha, tumhara angootha meray soup meiN tha Waiter: koyee baat nahiN madam, soup itna zyada garam nahiN tha…

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Jokes – Biwi

shaadi sey pehlay Allah sey dua ki thi k achha pakaanay wali biwi dey   Khaana mention karna bhool gaya tha…

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Jokes – soup ya saalan

Wife: aaj khaanay meiN soup banaooN ya saalan? Husband: pehlay tum bana tou lo, naam hum baad meiN rakh leiN gey…

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Jokes – aaNkhaiN

baita baap sey: abu jab ammi gaana gaati haiN tou apni aaNkhaiN band kyooN kar laiti haiN? baap: baita tumhari ammi bohat reham dil haiN baita: wo kaisay? baap: unn ki awaaz sUn-nay sey doosroN ko jo takleef hoti hai

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Jokes – khushi

Khalid Butt bhaagta huwa office meiN daakhil huwa aur bola: Meri biwi kho gayee hai… Officer: o bhai, ye post office hai, police station nahiN. Khalid Butt: maaf karna bhai, khushi k maaray samajh hi nahiN aa raha kahaaN jaooN.

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Jokes – Biwi

Biwi: Aap ko meri khoobsoorti achhi lagti hai ya aqal-mandi? Husband: Mujhay tumhari ye mazaaq karnay ki aadat achhi lagti hai.

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Jokes – Evening News

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

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Jokes – Men

Women and Men

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Jokes – Lunch

Favorite Lunch…

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Jokes – dua

aik shaadi shuda aadmi ki dua: Ae Khuda, tu ney mujhay bachpan diya… waapis ley lya tu ney mujhay jawani di… waapis ley li tu ney mujhay biwi di… ab kaafi saal ho gayay… yaad-dihani karwa raha hooN…

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Jokes – istri

Khalid Butt apnay office poNhcha tou uskay donoN kaanoN par patti bandhi thi Boss ney poocha: ye kya huwa? Khalid Butt: kal kapRay istri kar raha tha, phone ki ghanti baji aur aaaahhh… meiN ney call receive kar li Boss:

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Jokes – Judge

Judge: tum nay 10 saal sey apni biwi ko dara dhamka kay apnay control meiN rakha hay Mulzim: magar judge sahab wo…. Judge: safaayee nahiN… tareeqa batao tareeqa !  

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Jokes – naukrani

naukarni: kya baat hai bibi ji ! aap itni udaas kyooN haiN ? maalkin dukh bharay andaaz sey: tumhaaray sahab apni office secretary sey pyaar karnay lagay haiN. naukrani bey saakhta boli: aisa nahiN ho sakta, aap ye sirf mujhay

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Jokes – Accident

Doctor mareez kay dost say: agar aik ghanta pehlay lay aatay tou hum issay bacha laitay mareez ka dost: O bhai 15 minute pehlay tou accident huwa hai…

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Jokes – Wife

Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand nothing , still you agree.

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Jokes – Doctor

aik laRka pareshani k aalam meiN doctor k clinic meiN daakhil huwa Doctor sahab meri madad karaiN, meiN apnay jism par kaheeN bhi haath lagata hooN tou bohat dard hota hai. Doctor: achha idhar baitho aur batao kahaaN dard ho

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