Jokes – Computers

Computers and mobile phones…

Jokes – Engineer Doctor

  Engineer Doctor…  

Jokes – Exam

Exam Hall meiN 3 hours guzaarnay ka tareeqa

Jokes – Waiter

Customer: jab tum la rahay thay tou meiN ney daikh lya tha, tumhara angootha meray soup meiN tha Waiter: koyee

Jokes – Biwi

shaadi sey pehlay Allah sey dua ki thi k achha pakaanay wali biwi dey   Khaana mention karna bhool gaya

Jokes – soup ya saalan

Wife: aaj khaanay meiN soup banaooN ya saalan? Husband: pehlay tum bana tou lo, naam hum baad meiN rakh leiN

Jokes – aaNkhaiN

baita baap sey: abu jab ammi gaana gaati haiN tou apni aaNkhaiN band kyooN kar laiti haiN? baap: baita tumhari

Jokes – khushi

Khalid Butt bhaagta huwa office meiN daakhil huwa aur bola: Meri biwi kho gayee hai… Officer: o bhai, ye post

Jokes – Doctor

Husband wife doctor k paas gayay Clinic sey nikal kar wife boli “Doctor ney kaha hai k mukhtalif countries ki

Jokes – Biwi

Biwi: Aap ko meri khoobsoorti achhi lagti hai ya aqal-mandi? Husband: Mujhay tumhari ye mazaaq karnay ki aadat achhi lagti

Jokes – Evening News

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

Jokes – daadi

laRki apni daadi sey: meiN school nahi jaoongi, raasty meiN laRkay chhaiRtay haiN daadi: bahanay mat banao, meiN bhi usi raastay

Jokes – Men

Women and Men

Jokes – Doctor

Patient: meiN nay apni zindagi bhar ki kamayee doctors par kharch kar di Doctor: baba mujh sey koyee dushmani hai,

Jokes – Doctors’ Demands

  Doctors’ Demands    

Jokes – Lunch

Favorite Lunch…

Jokes – Chewing Gum

Husband wife car meiN jaa rahay thay Husband nay raastay sey chewing gum khareed kar wife ko khaanay k lyay di   Wife: aap